remember when these pieces of shit were everywhere and they were the best thing ever
my mom ordered two different pizzas from two different places cause she had coupons and they both got here at the same time so we had a pizza hut delivery guy and a dominos delivery guy both standing by our front door and the dominos guy looks at the pizza hut guy and proceeds to sing Why Can’t We Be Friends? while the pizza hut guy just glares at him
damn boy are you liquid eyeliner because I’m pretty sure I’m gonna fuck this up
if you’re not fuckin pumped for the holiday season then you’re feliz navidead to me.
I’ve lost my Nan’s ring and it was her Mum’s and I feel terrible.